Maxwell Normal, brother of Minnie and son of Norman and Norma Normal. Secret identity Vita Boy, able to leap small buildings, tackle villains and write neat reports. His mission to overcome forces of darkness and play football for Watford.
Defor Dog, household pet of Normal family and former puppy of sheepdog Sheila. Secret identity, faithful companion to Vita Boy and Vita Girl. His mission to sleep lots, chase cats and keep the kids out of trouble.
Minnie Normal, brother of Max and daughter of Norman and Norma Normal. Secret identity Vita Girl, armed with kid-sized super powers. Her mission to fight evil, right wrongs and finish her homework.
Norma Normal, wife of Norman, mother of Minnie and Maxwell. No secret identity. Her mission to bring up the children well and make sure they eat healthy nutritious food.
Norman Normal, husband of Norma, father of Minnie and Max. Secret identity, allotment gardener. His mission to keep his job, take the bins out, walk the dog and look forward to Father’s Day.
Professor Evil Processed, purveyor of processed foods, doer of horrible deeds and son of Mrs W Witch. Not-so-secret mission, to rid the world of nutritious food, turn everyone into grotesque monsters and generally have a good time.
Baz (Barry) Burger, known as King Size, a champion of fast food and part-time villain. His mission to eat burger & chips for every meal, every day, with candles on the bun on his birthday and at Christmas.
Kylie Mineral, neighbour of the Normals, best friend of Minnie and ‘quite likes’ Max. No secret identity, but general damsel in distress and able to climb over small fences (sometimes). Her mission to hang out with Minnie, laugh at boys and help on secret missions (a bit).
Newt Trition, son of newt fancier Ken and school cook Delia, friend of Max Normal. Secret mission, sidekick to Vit Heroes, but no super powers apart from a surprisingly loud voice. His mission, to help his mates and get home in time for dinner.
